There once was a bunny from Jupiter. He liked to hop around his plant. But, he stopped one day and said, “I am going to stalk a girl from Earth!”
    
   So he jumped on his metal carrot ship and flew to our little green planet. When he got out of the ship he saw a girl with blue hair. “Whoa! That sure looks creepy!” he bunny screams. So he goes up behind her and screams “I’m a Ninja Bunny!”. The girl jumps up and ran away from the bunny. The bunny got mad at the girl for running away so he hopped after her. So she ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran and ran. And the bunny hopped and hopped and hopped and hopped and hopped and hopped and hopped and hopped and hopped. And at last they ended up in New Mexico. And there, she saw him, and he saw her…

The bunny took a spoon and screamed “I’m going to shank you!” The girl screamed in terror as the bunny stabbed her with the spoon. “Now give me your carrots!” He demanded. But, the girl didn’t not have any carrots, which made the bunny sad. So the bunny grabbed the girl and used his metal carrot ship thingy and flew to Candy Mountain.

When they got there 3 unicorn were there also, a blue one, a pink one, and a white one. “Charlie!” the blue one asked the white one named Charlie. “Oh, what now you two?” Charlie asked. “Lets go to Candy Mountain!” the pink one asked Charlie. “Oh great, that place again..” Charlie sighed.

The girls were amazed at the unicorns! “Whoa! I had no idea unicorns were real!” She told them. “Well, duh, of course we are.” Charlie told her. “Chaaaaarrrrrrllllliiiiieee!!!” The Blue Unicorn yelled. “Whaat?” Charlie groaned. “That’s a ugly looking unicorn! It has no horn!” The pink one said. The girl laughed at the unicorn, “I’m not a unicorn, I’m a human!”

“Whoa! Humans are real?!” The blue unicorn yelled. The bunny was getting annoyed by all of this dumbness so he got out of his spoon and yelled, “Give me your Carrots!” The unicorn frowned L and said, “We only have candy!” The bunny was confused and asked, “What is Candy?” The girl gasped and yelled, “Candy is like yummy!” The bunny jumped behind the unicorns and stole their candy. “Ha! Like stealing candy from a baby!” He laughed. “Oh no! He stole our candy Charlie!” The pink unicorn cried. “Oh no!” The blue unicorn cried also. “Whatever, I don’t even like candy all that much anyways.” Charlie told them. The two unicorns gasped in horror! “No Candy?!!?!?!” Charlie told them, “I don’t believe candy is all that good!”

“Shun the Non-Believer!” the pink unicorn yelled. “Shun!!” The Blue one yelled also.
“Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhuuuuunnnnnnnnnn!!!” They both said. “Yeah…” Charlie replied.

Meanwhile, the bunny and girl are flying in the air with the metal carrot ship filled with candy. “Anyways, GIRL WITH BLUE HAIR!” he was going to say when the girl said, “Its Hannah, My name is Hannah! …Well, anyways, where are you taking me?” She asked. “Hannah? That’s a stupid name.” He told her. “Hey! No one asked you, But I asked you, where are you taking me?!” She yelled. “Oh, I don’t know, maybe…HERE!” He yelled as he pushed a button making a trap door appeared under Hannah making her fall to Earth. “AHH!!!” She yelled as she plummeted to the Earth. After falling for like 10 minuets she landed into the Arctic Ocean. “Brrrr.. Its cold.” She shivered. “Chirp Chirp!” a penguin said right next to Hannah. “Aww, it’s a penguin!” Hannah yelled, “I’m going to name you Mrs. Chirp Chirp, okay?” Hannah asked the penguin. “Chirp?” Mrs. Chirp Chirp asked  Hannah. Then, Hannah went to pet the penguin when Moby Dick jumped out of the water 20ft in the air eating Mrs. Chirp Chirp in the process. “Squawk!” The penguin yelled as she was getting eaten. “Oh no! My penguin!” Hannah yelled!

As Moby Dick went back into the water it caused a massive wave that sent Hannah fly into a boat on a swamp. Someone else was on that boat, Hannah looked at the shadow, and then the shadow said, “How you doing?” Hannah stood up. “Hey! Is that you Uncle Billy?” She asked. “No! I’m Old Gregg!” the voice told her. “Who?” Hannah asked. Old Gregg didn’t respond. It was quiet until a voice could be heard, “I’m a Ninja Bunny!” the voice said above. Ninja Bunny landed on the boat. “Hey! I thought you were going to leave me alone!” yelled Hannah. “I wouldn’t be a good stalker then, would I?” Ninja Bunny laughed. “Stalker?” Hannah asked. “Well, yeah, That was my mission.” the bunny said. “Wow! A talking bunny!” Old Gregg yelled! Hannah stared at the bunny, “Oh yeah! I never noticed that you could talk!” She said. “Well, duh, of course bunnies can talk!” He told her. “Not regular bunnies…” She said. “Oh yeah… I’m from Jupiter!” The bunny announced.

“A bunny from Jupiter?” Hannah asked. “Well, yeah!” Ninja Bunny said. Then, randomly Old Gregg stood up and grabbed his skirt and said, “I got a man-”. “No! You can’t say that! This is a children’s story!” Hannah yelled. “Hmp…That is a rip!” Old Gregg sighed.
“Quack Quack!” a duck quacked. “Yay! A duckie!” Hannah yelled, “Your new name is Quacker!” The duck looked at Hannah for awhile then said, “Quack.” Hannah reached to pet the duckie, and then…and then…and then…and then…and…THEN! She pet the duckie! “That’s odd, I thought something was gunna kill Duckie.” Hannah thought. Then, an giant octopus grabbed the duckie and pulled it under the swamp, killing it. “I knew it was going to happen.” Hannah sighed. Then, it was quiet, and quiet and quiet and quiet and quiet and quiet and still quiet, THEN! (Bum Bum Buummm!!!!)



“Gulp Gulp. Gulp Gulp. Look over there! it’s a coral reef!” said the blue unicorn. “Not them again,” thought Hannah and Ninja Bunny. “Hey, were are scuba diving into the swampy goo.” the pink unicorn said. “Oh no! Here comes a school of poisoness Foogo fish!” the blue unicorn said. “Foogo Fish? Never seen one of them.” Old Gregg said. “Noo!! Foogo!” the blue unicorn yelled. Then, the boat started to shake, OH NO! it’s a whirlpool! “The vortex has opened! Run away Foogo Fish! Run away!” Pink Unicorn yelled. The whirlpool sent them all to a mythical land of magic and candy and magic it is called, “Annie Vinson’s yard of magic. J “Quack Quack!” a goose quacked. “Oh Look! it’s a goose!” Hannah yelled. “Lunch?” Old Gregg asked. “No! It’s Mrs. Goose!” Hannah told him. Hannah reached to pet her until a voice yelled “No!” and then another girl ran and pushed the goose out of the way and then the shadow was eaten by a shark!

“Who was this shadow you ask? It was non other than Annie Vinson!” The Narrator told the group.  So then Charlie, Blue and Pink Unicorn, Old Gregg, the bunny, Mrs. Goose and Hannah mourned over the lose of Mrs. Chirp Chirp, Quacker, and Annie. Then, as they finished the vortex opened again sending everyone back to Old Gregg’s swamp. “Old Gregg! Do you want to join our group?” asked Hannah.

He thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought and thought, until hours later, he said, “Why not!” The bunny just stood there and said, “That was a waste of my life.” Hannah sniffed the air and held her nose. “I just realized that this swamp smells like poopie.” Hannah said. Mrs. Goose also smelled the air and died instantly from the stench.  “No! Mrs. Goose!” Hannah yelled. “Yay! Lunch!” Old Gregg screamed. “No! Don’t eat her!” Hannah  yelled back.

“After a few hours of arguing, Hannah didn’t care about Mrs. Goose anymore, so she let Old Gregg eat her.” The narrator said, After eating Mrs. Goose, Old Gregg took them to his home. “This is Old Gregg’s Place!” Old Gregg told the group.  “This house smells worse than the swamp.” Ninja Bunny told him.

Then, a magical wave washed everyone out of Old Gregg’s place and back to Russellville, AR somehow, I think magic. When Old Gregg got out, one of his eyes were ripped out, showing another eye! “Ahh!” Hannah yelled at the sight of Old Gregg. “What is it?!” Old Gregg asked. “Your eye! Its like messed up.” She yelled. “I guess I can’t hide it any longer…” He sighed. “What is wrong Old Gregg?” she asked. “My name is not Old Gregg!” He yelled. He pulled off his mask. “I’m not Old Gregg! I’m Wesley! Wesley Prewett!” To be continued…